Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
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He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
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Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
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