No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
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Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
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there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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