I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
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There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
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You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
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