On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
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I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
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It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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