Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
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It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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