And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
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The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
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I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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