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I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
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nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
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I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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