Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
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I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
We are two peas in an std pod
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
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When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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