kristin has been a bad kristin
he laminated a picture of his dick.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
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Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
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I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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