theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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