No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
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its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
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i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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