Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
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Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
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You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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