Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
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It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
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In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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