We named our party play list daddy issues
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
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What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
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I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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