we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
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someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
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He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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