im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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