you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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