...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
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You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
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Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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