fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
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Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
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i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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