Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
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Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
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Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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