Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
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okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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