You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
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either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
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My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
They are going to name an STD after you.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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