i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
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Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
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Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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