If that was your dad, he is hot
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
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My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
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A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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