Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
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Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
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No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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