I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
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Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
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The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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