Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
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he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
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"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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