I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
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she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
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So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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