its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
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You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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