maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
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just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
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I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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