I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
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This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
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She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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