the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
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for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
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Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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