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I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.

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(616): I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does. http://tfl.nu/4jqf

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I woke up on my floor...

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I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...

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(516): I woke up on my floor... (1-516): I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop... http://tfl.nu/u1o5

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I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"

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(613): I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!" http://tfl.nu/plpd

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(207): View more from Maine

in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask

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(207): in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask http://tfl.nu/lip1

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Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall

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(440): Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall http://tfl.nu/to1l

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(207): View more from Maine

We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.

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(207): We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks. http://tfl.nu/8fko

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turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy

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(864): turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy http://tfl.nu/uoz8

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No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".

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(803): No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional". http://tfl.nu/sdb0

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I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza

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(616): I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza http://tfl.nu/i05b

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.

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(580): the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that. http://tfl.nu/mchf

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SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE

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(407): SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE http://tfl.nu/zlef

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This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.

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(434): This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair. http://tfl.nu/7doa

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I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.

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(434): I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories. http://tfl.nu/op72

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i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar

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(817): i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar http://tfl.nu/a2fz

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.

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(615): I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY. http://tfl.nu/j30c

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