Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
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You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
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I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Dick very happy bro
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
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