i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
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I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
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Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I have fence marks all over my body
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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