we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
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Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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