Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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