ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
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He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
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Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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