then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
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I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
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The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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