Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I think i peed on brittanys purse
areolas are like halos for boobs.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
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All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
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whose parrot is this?
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
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