im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
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the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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We talked him into tasing himself.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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