I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
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I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
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I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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