I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
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Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
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she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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