so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
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He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
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You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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