so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
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I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
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Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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