Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
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i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
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im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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