it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
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I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Is Oprah even human
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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