you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
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No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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