I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
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I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
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Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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