Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
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Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
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Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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